News: Nothing could Possiblay go wrong ...

Okay its time for a rant. Lets being with todays attempted shopping experiance, its a nice sunny day and I still can't find my misplaced Oakleys from last year. So I popped into my optician to buy some new ones he's a nice chap and keeps my eyes working nicely. So just before I purchased a new pair of sunglasses I mentioned that I was worried I'd find them much cheaper online.
Mine is fucking enormous, and they are all big things as well, typically with a big price tag attached to it.
Fix the Flat roof - The stuff is sitting in the back garden ready to go, however its going to take a full day to do it. This weekend would be good, only on Sunday I'm doing the...
£240 a year.
£240.
I've been persevering with the cricket, battling my utter lack of co-ordination, and inability to catch, throw or hit the ball. My results so far have been less than stellar, with a grand total of 1 run in 4 innings, and handing over about 15 runs an over when I bowl (including a metric shitload of wides).
My Laptop has died, it would seem the graphics card has gone and despite being a separate unit its not replaceable. So I've ordered a replacement one from Dell on the plus side it has more RAM and more storage then the old one, but surely a laptop should last longer then 19 months.
If you've been emailing me and I've not been responding you should now have just worked out why.
MobileMe is Apple's new service that provides a load of services for OSX and the iPhone for $99 per year. It looks like they've not only dropped the ball but sat down on it to ask where it's gone. You'd have to be a gullible twat to sign up to such a service. Let me explain why...
I parked my car across the road from my parents house today and some sod has stolen my number plates. I've report this most horrible crime to the police and I hope they catch the bastards. Its more of an annoyace then anything else but no doubt someone is going to be running around with my plates on.
I'm setting myself up for abuse simply by writing this, but I've just finished reading the Dune series of books, and I found the ending to be a real let-down.