Science quote of the week

From the Telegraph, about the Large Hadron Collider (emphasis mine, for the good bit):
From the Telegraph, about the Large Hadron Collider (emphasis mine, for the good bit):
Mum's 65th is over. My B Cat course is over. GenCon is over. Benanna's wedding is over. Outlaws will be back to Cambodia soon. All the big things this summer needed to yield have done so. It's time for a new plan and this is it.
Well, we knew it wasn’t just the Abrahamic religions, and here’s a case in point. Aboriginal leaders in Australia have called for a book to be scrapped because it teaches girls to play a musical instrument.
It was announced yesterday that August was basically a bit of a shitty month overall...frankly we were lucky to get the barbecue in there at all. Summer in general this year has been a bit of a let down, and now we are in Autumn its only going to get worse!
Roadrunners has turned a bit brutal in the last couple of weeks... As we move into autumn the distance we are doing is going up, as apparently races over the winter months tend to be longer. We've been handed into the care of a new trainer, who apparently does over 100 miles running a week! At the moment I'm impressed if I clock up over 20 by comparison...
OK, the modern Paentathlon is possibly the most inspired event at the olympics!.
Lets take a bunch of people who have probably never even seen a horse before, pair them up randomly with a feisty equine, and then make them showjump. the end result...?
Carnage!