Evilmatt's blog

Some Games I've Been Playing

These are some things I've been playing recently


Power Wash Simulator 2


I love the original game I've never powerwashed anything in real life and lack the room or need to do so but virtually cleaning a variety of scenarios is something I enjoy. Its a very zen game just slowly methodically cleaning everything with that pleasing ping noise as you finish a section the dirt and grime blasted off leaving clean gleaming surfaces.

The Blood Machine Hungers ... and other life changes

So the other day I had my yearly opticians appointment and as part of that they blinded me with a machine that supposedly images the back of your eyeball. The photos they took, very tasteful subdued and flattering, of the back of my eyeballs showed a bit of bleeding. So I had to go to an ophthalmologist to check it. They took more pictures after blinding me this time with eye drops and confirmed there was something there.

So I was then required to go down stairs and get one of my arms drained of blood for "testing" purposes.

I've been activated

So there was a knock on the door the other day and a man posing as a post man handed me a battered amazon box that looked like it had been kicked down a flight of stairs and then run over.

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