Fish the Christmas Tree

Courtesy of some hackers

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"You ain't seen me, right?"

"I'll take you to heaven, baby"
No you won't you freak, try and keep the bloody jetski on the fucking water.

brainwipe's picture

From yesterday. The very last thing you'd expect to find on a train bridge or in a train tunnel...

"Shhhh, I think I heard something..."

brainwipe's picture

Since the weaponized tampa was on 30% off expiring tomorrow I logged back on later in the day and did a bit of grinding up to 1.1mil of course the stock weaponized tampa is basically crap it has a single minigun which would be fine but it's fixed and it has none of the missiles or mines or mortars or armor.

I don't have any of that unlocked and even if I did I can't fit it as I got the wrong vehicle bay in the mobile command center

I might do some more grinding and see about fast tracking some of the research because looking at the number of unlocks left to go it'll be a long long time to get the upgrades.

Evilmatt's picture

I'm hoping black Friday will give us a shark card sale and bring that 8m Megalodon card down to 30 quid! I have a shopping list:

  • Oppressor. Because I want to be in a bike gang with all the cool kids.
  • Mobile Operations Center with a vehicle bay so that I can upgrade the Oppressor.
  • Hangar with workshop. Must be at Fort Zancudo; although it will take the fun away from the "Stealing a Laser" minigame.
brainwipe's picture

If you get the MOC first then do the missions you'll lop a million ish off the price of the opressor

Evilmatt's picture

Had a quick run late last night to fast track some research unlocked something vaguely useful with armor piercing rounds and the next one is some sort of sight. Still a depressingly large number of unlocks left and a lot of crap weapon textures among them.

Evilmatt's picture

If the sight is the thermal scope for the heavy sniper ... then you are going to have a lot of fun in the near future :)

Bigger Rob's picture

It might be but looking through the list of locked stuff I saw at least 5 different sights left

Evilmatt's picture

It was the holographic sight for the smg mk2 and next was another sight maybe this one will be the thermal scope.

Evilmatt's picture

Nope another different holographic sight. Also unlocked explosive ammo

Evilmatt's picture

I have been highly disappointed by explosive ammo. It is fun ammo to use even though and I can put up with the high price, I can even put up with having to go to the MOC to actually buy or resupply the ammo … but the fact you can’t swap between the standard ammo you are carrying anyway and the explosive ammo based on your situation makes it totally pointless to me.

Bigger Rob's picture

Yeah I unlocked the fire based ammo fairly early on and equipped it to the few MK2 weapons I got and was fairly disappointed with it. Because of the need to refill it from the MOC and the relatively low number of rounds in the piston and smg it would just run out and never get refilled.

It's another nice idea poorly implemented adding way more levels of complexity and bad interface design than is called for

Evilmatt's picture

Ok third and hopefully final holographic sight next looks like some sort of scope

Evilmatt's picture

Nope it was night vision scope. After that was a zebra print and then the thermal scope but I didn't have the cash to upgrade the heavy sniper to mk2.

Evilmatt's picture

finally unlocked dual miniguns.

fitted the guns and took it out for a run but couldn't afford bullet proof tyres found it hard to drive the thing with no wheels

think ill have a break from unlocking research for a bit

Evilmatt's picture

Stayed on briefly after todays game and earned enough to pick up a duke odeath while they are on offer ... also had to buy a new garage first so I had somewhere to put it.

Evilmatt's picture

:)

Bigger Rob's picture