I have a job but no son yet

So, I've accepted a job with Prisym ID as a Senior Software Developer. Hurrah. That's one thing sorted. I start on the 19th, which gives the little lad some time to arrive. He'll be late so go knows when I will start.

No sign of the lad yet. Mrs keeps having micro-contractions and as much as I time them, they're aren't close enough or strong enough to mean anything.

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Congrats on the new job

Sparky Marky's picture

Great work on the job mate. Looks like a doddle of a commute, too. :)

AggroBoy's picture

Congrats!

Your first job might be to check out their webpage CAPTCHA system

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dgn68hdq_40gspgckdk
(apologies for not doing an image, I'm at SAP, and they have removed Paint from the machines!)

Either that, or they have an agenda that wasn't explained to you in the interview... Did you tell them you had a wife?

babychaos's picture

Good stuff Mr Lang. :)

Nibbles's picture

Many thanks chaps. Nice find, babyc.

Nibbles, who?

brainwipe's picture

Oooh - Is someone thinking I've forgotten all about their phd? Fret not, I still refer to James', Skunty's and indeed your very own "girlfriends" and in my mind Faith No More are a massive band with hordes of teenage followers.

Not go and get a real job you lazy layabout student. If you had a child you'd appreciate the "real" world more.

Nibbles's picture

OMG I read something on the internet after the real person told me in a face to face converstaion. -1 internets for you Mr Lang. Good work on the job.

Dwain's picture

Mr Lang lives near you.

brainwipe's picture

When Kate does go into labour will you stop to tweet this or wait till after the birth?

fish's picture

I have been considering tweeting labour but I think it will be best just to report the result.

You should get onto Twitter, Fish. You brand of humour would be excellent on it.

brainwipe's picture

I'm sure you could rig some sort of electrode up to automatically tweet each contraction. :)

AggroBoy's picture

[salutes Aggro] Capital idea, the first twitbirth.

Nibbles's picture

You should reverse the title of this blog for the next week or so mate ;)

byrn's picture