Hospital in t-minus 24 hours

As a few of you will be aware I recently had the misfortune of breaking my nose in a football game for DC Steamers

, tommorrow I go to the RBH to have my nose re-broken and straightened, needless to say I am not looking forward to this and have decided in the meantime to amuse myself by achieving 24 distracting activities to pass the the 24 hours until I'm sent into a chemically induced coma from which i'll (hopefully) wake up with a reset (and i'd imagine rather painful) nose.

I have a few up my sleeve already but I throw this out to you all to suggest some fun activities for me to attempt.


Try the self-medicate method at home first. Break your own nose and then try and reset it!

brainwipe's picture

Unfortunately if i do that and it doesn't work the swelling will prevent them from re-breaking it tommorrow.

Skunty's picture

The doctor who gets to re-break peoples faces must love his job. We wanders into work every morning, whistling, before picking up his baseball bat with a breezeblock nailed to it...

babychaos's picture

Indeed, that special and rare breed of doctor the "expert nose breaker"... Actually any resident can carry out the proceedure apparently. So no need to re-train for the role.

Skunty's picture

So your having a nose job??

I hope everything goes okay.

Dwain's picture

How'd it go mate?

byrn's picture

Skunty, what were the results? Did you get brain faced?

brainwipe's picture

He is at home sick at the minute! I believe it hurts when he sneezes.

Nibbles's picture

Nose in a sling?


byrn's picture

I feel a pepper fight is in order if he turns up on Friday.

Purely for scientific purposes, you understand...

babychaos's picture