Turbo Encabulator

This came up at the pub last night, it's a humorous spoof on engineering terminology. I am sure that Byrn will chuckle his noggin off!

The original:

An excellent remake by Rockwell:

And the wikipedia article has the original white paper.

I particularly like that the original article is behind the IEEE Xplore paywall for $33. Quite representative of the academic journal industry in general...