Seasons Greetings ...

no wait that's the wrong one :D

Happy Birthday :)

Actually, it's a little known fact that the season of winter was originally created in honour of my birth.

It's not been that celebrated recently, which is why I've been dishing out the super-shit weather.

So it wasn't the gay community in Henley that caused the floods, it was you; the gay community in Woodley.

Happy Birthday Rob!

(I am reliably informed by Linked In).