I have a job but no son yet

So, I've accepted a job with Prisym ID as a Senior Software Developer. Hurrah. That's one thing sorted. I start on the 19th, which gives the little lad some time to arrive. He'll be late so go knows when I will start.

No sign of the lad yet. Mrs keeps having micro-contractions and as much as I time them, they're aren't close enough or strong enough to mean anything.

Oooh - Is someone thinking I've forgotten all about their phd? Fret not, I still refer to James', Skunty's and indeed your very own "girlfriends" and in my mind Faith No More are a massive band with hordes of teenage followers.

Not go and get a real job you lazy layabout student. If you had a child you'd appreciate the "real" world more.

OMG I read something on the internet after the real person told me in a face to face converstaion. -1 internets for you Mr Lang. Good work on the job.

When Kate does go into labour will you stop to tweet this or wait till after the birth?

I have been considering tweeting labour but I think it will be best just to report the result.

You should get onto Twitter, Fish. You brand of humour would be excellent on it.