If a burglar breaks into my house, I am likely to go into a mental screaming rage in an attempt to protect my son. But what is reasonable? According to the justice secretary, we're allowed to do Actual Bodily Harm (ABH) and Grevious Bodily Harm (GBH) to protect our homes and family. Hopefully, this might put burglars off.
Me? I've going to get a fucking great big shiny knife. Guns for show. Knives for a pro. What would you do?
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now I am in america I'm allowed to shoot burglars in the face the moment they step onto my property using the massive array of fully automatic firearms I was issued with as soon as I arrived.
I think in some states you are allowed to capture the burglar and then string them up in a cage on the periphery of the property to die slowly of starvation and the elements while taking pot shots at them to "learn'em"
But California is a more progressive state so that sort of thing doesn't tend to be approved
I'd sing capoeira songs at them.