That and apparently God's end times prophet is called Ronald Weinland and this book only really applies if you're a member of one of the "Big 3" religions.
I guess the rest of us just have to wait for our Armageddon to come along
Submitted by Evilmatt on Wed, 2008-02-27 17:35
What are the Big 3 religons??
Submitted by Dwain on Wed, 2008-02-27 23:42
According to this fella they're Christianity, Judaism and Islam. The ones from the far east don't count.
Submitted by Nibbles on Thu, 2008-02-28 00:30
I love these people. They really keep me on my toes. Isn't this now the 498,345,439,549th end of the world as predicted by religeous nuts over the ages?
Submitted by brainwipe on Thu, 2008-02-28 09:09
Ah, the guy is a certifiable fruit loop.
It is now with boldness, confidence and great clarity that I give to
you what God has given me. I am to announce, through God’s
direct revelation, that I am one of those two witnesses.
...
we will, together, completely fulfill all
that God has given us to witness to this whole earth. Then, at the
end, we will die in the streets of Jerusalem; and finally, exactly
three and one-half days later, we will be resurrected (Revelation
11). The world will see this resurrection via television.
...
It is not my job to prove this to anyone—it is God’s
So in Summary, he is the messiah (only better apparently), and will be resurrected live on TV (probably about 6pm PST, to hit peak audiences), but he can't prove or back this up in anyway, but thats not important right now :-D
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I guess the rest of us just have to wait for our Armageddon to come along
What are the Big 3 religons??
According to this fella they're Christianity, Judaism and Islam. The ones from the far east don't count.
I love these people. They really keep me on my toes. Isn't this now the 498,345,439,549th end of the world as predicted by religeous nuts over the ages?
Ah, the guy is a certifiable fruit loop.
So in Summary, he is the messiah (only better apparently), and will be resurrected live on TV (probably about 6pm PST, to hit peak audiences), but he can't prove or back this up in anyway, but thats not important right now :-D
One of two witnesses to the end of the world...
Is he the gatekeeper or the keymaster?